Orkut Scraps

Types of girls in Computer Terminology-Hilarious Orkut Scrap

Types of Girls
Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.

Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

Way to Insult your friend in funny way

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Paani main Nasha hai - Funny SMS Chutkula

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot…

Kya Aankhein Kya Surat Kya Chehra Aapne Paya Hai,
Jaise Peeple Ke Pedse Bhoot Utarke Aaya Hai,
Bura Laga?
To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao…

Famous Bruce Lee Orkut Profile Scrap- Hindi

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

A very Important Health Tip- Fun Sms-SCrap

“Very Important Health Tips …. Only For YOU..

Dont eat Pizzas,

Pani puri,

Ice cream,

Chocolate,

&

Sandwitch…
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Brain Transplant ;)

If I Were To Go For A Brain Transplant,
I Would Like To Use Your Brain.
Not Becuase You Are Genius,
But I Always Insist On Genuine Parts
Which Are Not Much Used…

Koyal Ki Awaz Ka Remix

Dhikcheek Dhickcheek
Kuhu Kuhu
Dhikcheek Dhickcheek
Kuhu Kuhu
Batao Ye Kya Hai?
Koyal Ki Awaz Ka Remix Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Good Morning…

One Fool at a Time - April Fool for Facebook

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.

2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.

Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

April fool day sms - message new

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!