Funny Shayari

Ø Way to Insult your friend in funny way

Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Ø Hum Bhi Smart Hai…Funny

Hum Bhi Smart Hai Aap Bhi Smart Ho,
Main Bhi Good Looking Hoon Aap Bhi Good Looking Ho,
Bas Ek Chhota Sa Fark Hai,
Main Dilse Saaf Hoon Aur Aap Dimag Se…

Ø Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot…

Kya Aankhein Kya Surat Kya Chehra Aapne Paya Hai,
Jaise Peeple Ke Pedse Bhoot Utarke Aaya Hai,
Bura Laga?
To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao…

Ø Koyal Ki Awaz Ka Remix

Dhikcheek Dhickcheek
Kuhu Kuhu
Dhikcheek Dhickcheek
Kuhu Kuhu
Batao Ye Kya Hai?
Koyal Ki Awaz Ka Remix Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Good Morning…

Ø A Relation is like a bird

A relation is like a bird,
if u catch tightly it dies,
if u catch it loosely it flies,
but if u catch affectionately
it remains with u forever…

Ø Ullu (SMS JOKE)

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai

Ø Lo Phir Aa Gaya Appraisal

Lo Phir Aagaya Appraisal,
Boss Ne Kaha Discussion Karenge Kal,
Jaane Kal Kab Aayega,
Pata Laga Kal Aate Aate
Next Appraisal Aa Jayega…

Ø Is Qadar Imtehaan Na Lo

Is Qadar Imtehaan Na Lo,
Kyon Ho Khafa Bayan To Karo,
Kar Do Maaf Agar Ho Gayi Ho Khata,
Yun Gifts Le Lekar Barbaad Na Karo…

Ø Ek Tha Raja Ek Thi Rani

Ek Tha Raja,

Ek Thi Rani,

Dono Mar Gaye

Khatam Kahani,

Niche Kya Lash Dhund Rahe Ho?

Bolana Khatam Kahani…

Ø Faaltu Shayari-Faltu Sher

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bakre Ne Maara Jo Bakri Ko Sing,
To Bakra Bhi Marega Bakri Ko Sing,
Wah Wah…

Ø Daaru Peena Zaruri

Daruse Nasha Badhta Hai,
Nashese Junun,
Jununse Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Paisa,
Paise Se Izzat
Isliye Izzat Paneke Liye
Daru Pina Bahut Zaroori Hai! CHEERS!!!

Ø Shayari.com Shayari

Funny Shayari

Tamaam baar koshish ki ek Shayari likhne,
Doston ko sunayen aur wah wahi lootle
Per aakhir haar hi maan gaye hum..
Shayari.com se shayari churayen aur logon ka mann jeet len !

Ø Kiss karo to lips lal hain|

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

Ø Dosti Joke Shayari

Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai
Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,
Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,
Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,
Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..

Ø Funny Love ishq sms

Mera Dil Jigar Kidney Liver Ho Tum,
Waqt Bewaqt Aye Woh Fever Ho Tum,
Doobkar Jisme Kho Jaun Wo River Ho Tum,
Jeeven Me Ab To Forever Ho Tum…

Ø Yes Kaisa style?Hindi taunt sms

Aap ke haath main mobile hai
Chrere pe smile hai
SMS ke acchi khasi file hai
Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte
yaar, yeh kaisa style hai…!

Ø Humour : Hindi : Funny

Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.

Ø mobile without my sms ?

Wo dosti hi kya jisme duriyan na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladayi na ho,
Wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho aur
Wo mobile hi kya jisme mera message na ho…

Ø Hindi funny sms joke shayari

Maine puchha chandse ke dekha hai kahin,
Mere yaar sa hasin chand ne kaha……..
Dimag mat kha itni upar se kya dikhega?

Ø Hindi humour : Joke

Aaj tum dil mango de denge,
Dhadkan mango de denge,
jigar mango to de sakte hai,
Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai…

Ø Hindi Shayari Chutkula

Wo jab chalti hai to rahonme 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon,
wo jab chalti hai to raahonme 100-100 ke note bichha deta hoon,
Uske jaane ke baad phir utha leta hoon…

Ø Main hoon naa (sms humour)

Kiska hai ye tumko intezar main hoon na,
Tum karo na karo sms main hoon na,
Khamoshi se sms tum padho,
Samajhme na aaye to sarkar main hoon na!!!

Ø Apka khel kuch aur hai

Dekhi hazaron mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai,
Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai,
Waise to dekhe hai Bandar
Lekin aapke KHEL kuch aur hai…

Ø A humorous sms in Hindi

Marne par hame jannat mile na mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kasar mat chorna mere dost,
Malum nahi wahan mobile mile na mile…

Ø Logo ki mahanta sms se

Chhote log paise ki baat karte hai,
Bade log time ki baat karte hai,
Mahan log baat hi nahi karte,
Wo sms karte hai…

Ø Tajmahal bhi hai daulat bhi hai

Kaun kehta hai ke tajmahal bananeke liey jagah nahi milti?
Jagah bhi milti hai aur daulat bhi milti hai,
Kambakht mumtaz nahi milti…