Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Computerized Love Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat dil main rakhte hai Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai Roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye. Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap ki woh style Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File

Jackwa aur Jillwa, Gaye upar Hillwa , Paani bhari ke waaste, Jackwa gir gawa , uka khopdiya phoot gawa AurJillwa awat ludkan pooore raaste

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain, Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain... Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge, kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain....

Krishna kare to raslila, Hum kare to character dheela, Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma, Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma; Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate, Hum to kewal door se takte, fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate, aur humko tane aate-jate; Krishna ki hajaro gopiya, hum to chahe ek hi sita, fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita, aur humko kahte to naspita; Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai, fir bhi kaha na unko harzai, humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta, fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche aur khuda tumse puche Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.... JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...

Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe they, Paas jakar dekha to Ganjey uchhal rahe they

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...

Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai, Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!

Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..) Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah...........???????????????)

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi, Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi!

Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .. Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho

Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...... Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me, To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara abe phir kiya hua Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa. Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye. Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye. Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi, Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi