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Tapka dala!!

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Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

God nai puchha!!

God nai puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?
” Swarg ya narak
?Apun bola narak.
Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya re!!

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

Common sense ki baat hai!!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le!!

Tu kitna pada hai?

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu,
Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala,
do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Aye Mamu!!!

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Dil dena hai to de!!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai!!

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..