FUNNY SMS ( URDU )

FUNNY SMS

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

doc chopra Psychotherapist

doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,

but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,

har safar mein mile. Mar bhi jaun agar,

tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile :)

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,

bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,

Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam,

Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana.

Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA' Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,

lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,

lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,

socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,

par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh

eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he

hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........

KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI....

ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..

i selected a short girl to marry............why?

i selected a short girl to marry............why?

coz some one told me museebat jithni choti ho utna acha.......

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

baap ne kaha ghar chhod do,

ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

paro ne kaha sharab chhod do,

chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do,

ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH"

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Bahare ke hath me "RADIO"

,Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,

ladko, ke paas mobile nahi hota

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.

teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?

student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,

aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

Andheri sadak sunsan

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,

bijli kadki aaya toofan ,raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Tum sa koi dusara

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua....

Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye...

"ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain,

Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Uncle : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye,

Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge!

Kaise ho?

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..

When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha,

Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,

Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12

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Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,

mehak ho axe jaise,

tazgi ho colgate jaise,

aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..

Husn bana tu Deewane bane..

kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

Laloo: 2 his P.A.:

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,

lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja,

Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi,

Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho,

hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Ek sardar car me

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya,

Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun?

Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!

Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!

Wife- i will die.

Wife- i will die.Husband- i will also die.

Wife- Why do you want 2 die?

hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Suchta tha har mor par

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..

per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Ager dum hai tu is sawal

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ...

kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Sardar going with his sister

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"

Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Porpose karne ka naya style..

Porpose karne ka naya style..!

Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss..

Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Message pe message bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho,

bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,

bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,

khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Two snakes sitting in the jungle

Two snakes sitting in the jungle,

Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,

Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!