April Fool SMS
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
be patiend. if they say you are monkey,
relax. if they say you are stupid,
be cool but if they say you are smart,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS†chhune se nahi failta.
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.
When are you going to marry me?
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.
When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You....
Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You....
Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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