Management fundamental for success
Management fundamental for success
If you don’t likeany rule , just follow itreach the top andthen change the rule
Someone elseMight need “u”
See how beautifully
God has added one
More day in your life
Not necessarily bcoz
You need itBut because
Someone elseMight need “u”
Good Morning (f)
Why enters in bathroom
Sahab:Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:Hazur galti ho gai,main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
Delay in punish
Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K
“Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak KTumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye…”
Lips pe infection
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?Lady: Saal main 1 baar!Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
You are my good friend
F- field of love
R- root of joy
I- island of God
E-end of sorrow
N-name of hope
D-door of understanding
andthats why you are my good friend
FRIENDS are the thermometer
FRIENDS are the thermometers
by which
we may judge
the temperature of
our fortunes
Difference between a woman and a magnet
What is the difference betweena woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning aroundandur heart is beating fast..Do u think its love????Na Munna Nait’s called High Blood Pressure:p.
yes Pillow is like a true love'
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Without forgiveness
Without forgiveness life is governed by an endless cycleof resentment and retaliation.- Roberto Assagioli
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photoman is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on dLeft Side & Assets on d Right!
Glimpse of how much I love u
Multiply it by infinity
take it to the depthof forever
andyou will still only havea glimpse of how muchI love you
Past year performance repeated.
Tom : How should I convey thenews to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
New rules of life for 2009
New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay kaAur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
New hijri year. 1429 MubarakAllah talah aap kohazaroon khushiyan ataa karayaur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.ameen.
Naya islmai saal mubarak
Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon saynikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,barkaton,khushyon,kamiyabion,khair-o-afiat,hifazat,aman,sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishatki takmeel ka saal bana day aur dononjehan ki sari naymatain ata farmayeaur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.Ameen, Summa ameen.
Little keys open big locks
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.Happy New Year 2009
2008 is at the door
2008 is at the door…Remember
Life is short,
break the rules,Forgive quickly,love truly,laugh uncontrollably,andnever regret anything that made you smile.
Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,to explore every joy of life&may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,turning all your dreams into realityand all your efforts into great achievements.Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.
Thre have been many time in 2007
Thre have been many time in 2007
when I may disturbed you
troubled uirritated ubugged u....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it in 2008.
The coming year is a glorious one
Here is a wishing thatthe coming year is a glorious onethat rewards all yourfuture endeavors with success
God bless you through out the new Year
New Year begins, let us pray,that it will be a year with new Peace,New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,God bless you through out the new Year.
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear.Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Keep the smile, leave the tear
Keep the smile,leave the tear,Think of joy,forget the fear,Hold the laugh,leave the pain,Be joyous ,Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
Wish u a very happy new year
Tom Cruise,Angelina ,Jolie,Aishwarya Rai,Arnold,Jennifer Lopez,Amitabh Bachhan& me..All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
HAPPY NEW YEARR
eceive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.HAPPY NEW YEAR….
Happy New Year 2009
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009
This is begining of a new year
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year
Y u r my good friend
F- field of love
R- root of joy
I- island of God
E-end of sorrow
N-name of hope
D-door of understanding
andthats why you are my good friend
FRIENDS are the thermometers
FRIENDS are the thermometers
by whichwe may judge
the temperature of
our fortunes
Why we make friends ???
Why we make friends ???
Causethey understandjust by looking in ur eyes
Causeu can saysomething stupid orexpose ur deepestsecrets to them
Causethey believe inur dreams, no matterhow silly they may seem
Causethey love ufor what u r
& finally
everything u do togetherbecomes a memory
Hand grasps at hand
Hand grasps at handeye lights eye in good
friendship
and
great hearts expands
and
grow one in te senseof this worlds life.
Friends are the link
FRIENDSare the link between
our selves and the road to happiness ,joy ,loveand success ,
without them we are lost
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